A British man has developed an unusual phobia of the Kardashian clan.
24-year old Mike Amess of Exeter, England told The Mirror his irrational fear began when he watched Kim's sex tape with Ray J when he was seventeen.
I was raised Catholic and growing up, I tried to repress my sexuality and deny that I was gay. Loads of the boys at school were going on about how good Kim Kardashian's sex tape was. I thought I'd give it a watch in the hope it would turn me on. I downloaded the video and watched it secretly in my bedroom. But the sight of Kim writhing around with her huge bum and the sound of her horrible high-pitched wailing repulsed me. I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset. By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim's face again. I have come to terms with my homosexuality now but my dread towards her has never left.
Amess claims the mere sight of Kim and the rest of the Kardashian women gives him extreme anxiety.
Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians' nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky. My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch. Kim and her sisters look and sound so similar. They make my stomach churn, I hate it. I dislike everything about them, especially their physical appearance. I don't understand how anyone could find them attractive. I can't stand their voices either. They're so whiny and shrill - it really gets under my skin. It makes life really difficult. Sometimes, I miss out on a lot of important news or celebrity gossip because I have to avoid anything which features the Kardashians
According to Amess, things really got bad when he accidentally saw Kanye West's "Bound 2" music video which features his fiancee Kim.
One day, I was lazing about on the sofa in front of the TV. I was skipping through music channels and that video came on. Seeing Kim naked, with her boobs bouncing about like that brought back memories of that horrendous sex tape. It was like reliving that incident all over again. Before I knew it, I was sweating like a pig and throwing up. When I hear 'Bound 2' on the radio now, I have to switch the station immediately
Amess says he's to embarrassed to see a doctor about his problem. To make matters worse his friends find it funny.
Once, my friend put a picture of Kim Kardashian on his bathroom door so I couldn't go to the loo all night. It was unbearable! "Another time, one of my mates got drunk at a party and chased after me with a photo of Kim's 'Belfie' on his mobile phone. They find it hilarious but they don't realise how traumatic it is for me. I wish I wasn't scared of the Kardashians
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